Monday, 17 November 2014

Mary's Memorial Day Weekend

By: DAVID ABOTK

CHAPTER 7 - David's Story (Continued)
As I heard the first car come down the driveway to the cottage I called Mary out of the bedroom, a look of embarrassment and anticipation on her face. She had no idea what to expect or who was going to see her dressed the way she was.
In fact I had invited three college buddies and their girl friends over for a Memorial Day party. All three of the couples were straight, but I also knew that each of the girls was devoted to their man and would do anything he wanted her to do. I looked forward to an interesting evening.
As Bob and Laura were getting out of their car, I surveyed my diapered little French Maid. As she walked, she tried not to move very much below the waist and I could tell that her butt plug and Ben Wa balls were getting to her. Before the end of the evening, they would really get her hot.
Mary was dressed in the authentic uniform of an alluring, flirtatious French Maid. The black satin dress was trimmed in white lace around the scooped neckline, short puffed sleeves, and hem of the very short skirt, which was held out at a wide angle by stiff, short, white petticoats and was scooped-up-at-the-back to reveal her diapers and pink ruffled panties. A white taffeta, full bibbed apron lay on the front of the dress, and appeared like a pinafore due to the wide lace ruffles that trimmed the straps over Mary's shoulders, and met at the rear waistline in a large bow. Since she is small busted (to say the least) she wore a heavily padded bra (with extra falsies) which gave her the look of a well-endowed girl. A little beribboned maid's headband, fingerless elbow-length lace gloves, frilly garters, sheer black silk stockings (with a seam running up the back), and five inch high heels completed her outfit. Her makeup was spectacular: bright red lips, dark, dramatic eyes, and brightly rouged cheeks. She was a sight to behold and I was sure she would please my guests. I explained to Mary that she would be our maid for the evening, answering the door and making my guests comfortable, serving them drinks and snacks as the evening wore on. I further told her that I expected her to curtesy to them whenever she served them, lifting up her skirts on the sides as she did so, and to always address my guests politely as "sir" or "ma'am". I showed her where the wine and liquor were, she already knew the beer was in the refrigerator, and I told her that this evening, in lieu of her sipper, I expected her to consume no less than 4 cans of beer. She did not realize that for this party I had stocked the refrigerator with 16 oz. cans of beer (my friends are big beer drinkers).
Bob and Laura knocked on the door (we don't have a bell) and Mary answered and curtsied to them, lifting her skirts high as she was directed. Mary escorted them into the living room and saw that they were seated comfortably.
"Would you like something to drink, sir?, ma'am?"; she asked. They each ordered a beer, and I could see the look of amazement on their faces as she turned to fill their orders and they saw her bulging pink rhumba panties, and it registered with them what made her panties bulge so much.
Frank and Ruth were the next to arrive, followed closely by Tom and Linda. Each couple was appropriately greeted by Mary at the door, seated and their drink orders taken. Each also noticed the same thing as Bob and Laura had noticed about Mary's rear end when she turned to get their drinks (as I expected, beer was a popular beverage).
Bob and Frank and Tom and I spent a lot of time catching up on what we were doing while the girls got to know each better. Everything went fine for the first hour and a half, with Mary doing a splendid job of keeping our glasses filled and serving us snacks. My guests and I were not the only ones drinking, since Mary had her quota of beers to consume, and I guess it was the combination of the beers and the five inch high heels that caused the problem. Anyway, Mary was bringing another beer to Bob and Laura when she stumbled and spilled the beer down the front of Laura's blouse.
I was furious. Laura's blouse was sopping wet and clinging to her so that it was possible to see the very sexy bra she was wearing. Laura was very embarrassed and I told her that since she and Mary were about the same size, she could go into the bedroom and find one of Mary's blouses to wear.
I told Mary that she would have to be punished for her carelessness and ordered her to get down over my knee immediately. There was no need to hike up her skirts, her costume did that already. As she lay there, upper torso across my lap and her legs dangling down, I told her that I was not going to embarrass her this time by taking her panties and diaper off. Just the mention of her diapers and panties sent waves of blush through her body. I started lecturing her and telling her how much she owed me and how much I had tried to make a lady out of her and to prepare her for her eventual return to Ron. This lecture served a purpose of not only humiliating Mary further by treating her like a little girl, but gave Laura time to change and return to the room. While lecturing her, of course, my hand found its way under her panties and diapers and into her crack where my hand obviously excited her and she began to wriggle her cute pantied rear.
I felt it was only fitting that Laura should witness Mary's punishment (and take part in it). Laura returned and I began to spank Mary on her diapered bottom, knowing it would not hurt her physically, but the juvenile treatment would add to her embarrassment. The humiliation of what she was going through, more than the pain (at this point) caused her to start crying.
After a few spanks on her diapered butt, I began to turn my attention to her upper thighs. Alternating from right to left and back I raised quite a red spot on the back of her thighs before I finished. When I did so, she was sobbing more from the pain than from the humiliation. I then had her stand before me and thank me for taking the time to correct her careless behavior. Gulping out her words, she complied.
I then told her that I as her master (this was the first time I had used that word, but I'm sure she had already gotten the idea) was not the only one offended by her carelessness. She had to go over to Laura and to ask Laura to punish her for her carelessness. Slowly, Mary turned and went over to Laura and asked Laura to punish her for her carelessness. Laura was happy to oblige and soon Mary was bent over Laura's lap for a continuation of her spanking. When Laura was finished, Mary was openly crying, and then suffered the humiliation of begging Laura's forgiveness and thanking Laura for correcting her.
Mary's make-up did not survive this correction and I sent her to the bedroom to fix it. While she was doing that we all had a great time laughing and joking about how cute Mary's diapered bum looked stretched out over my lap and over Laura's. Because I did not want her to know how turned on I was, I hoped that Mary had not felt my hardness as she was draped over my lap.
Mary was taking too long to fix her make-up and eventually I called her back into the room, having told my guests that it was time for the evening's entertainment to begin. Mary entered the room and I had her stand in the middle of the circle formed by our chairs. As she stood there, not knowing what to expect, but anticipating that she was the entertainment and was not going to enjoy it, I went over to my music center and pushed the "play" button on the cassette tape player.
The tape, which I had previously inserted in the machine, was one Ron had sent along entitled "How to Strip for Your Husband". It is a live recording from a burlesque theater band, including all the cat-calls and wolf-whistles! As the music began, I told Mary that she was the entertainment and she knew what to do to the music. A bright red blush spread from her cheeks down to her breasts and, clearly beyond, although covered by her French Maid costume.
The music began, and Mary's hips began to gyrate, almost by themselves. A gloss came over her eyes and it was almost as if she were some kind of hussie on auto-pilot, revealing her charms to us all. As she danced, I could see her rubbing her thighs together, pressing her diaper up between her legs and turning her on. The Ben Wa balls and butt plug added to her excitement. We all watched as she began to strip.
First, of course, came her little beribboned maid's headband, then her fingerless elbow-length lace gloves. Next to hit the floor was her lacy white apron. Now things began to get interesting. What would she remove next, her dress or something else? We were a little disappointed that she removed her 5 inch heels next and then unclipped her stockings. When she had removed these, she was faced with a dilemma that I knew would soon come. She had already removed all her clothing that could be removed without experiencing real embarrassment. I mean, how embarrassing is it to remove a hat and gloves, shoes, even unsnapping her garters from, and removing, her stockings.
But now the real fun began. Mary reached behind her and grabbed the zipper on her dress. She slowly pulled it downward until the bodice of her dress fell free. Mary slipped out of the straps of her dress and slid it down over her legs and it fell to the floor. Mary was so caught up in the music that she unconsciously kicked the dress from her feet. Tom caught it to mighty cheers from Mary's audience. Next came her petticoats, all but one. As each petticoat came off, the cat-calls on the tape were reinforced by comments from Mary's audience.
Mary reached up under her petticoat and unsnapped and removed her garterbelt. It was clear from the way Mary was gyrating her hips and rubbing her legs together, that she was going to climax soon. As she continued to bump and grind I could tell from the look on her face that her diapers were very wet and that she was turned on by them. It did not take long before Mary came for the first time during her strip-tease, and she did not cum quietly. I always wondered about those scenes where the cops clamp the hand-cuffs on a beautiful woman and tell her to come quietly. As I have learned, Mary never cums quietly.
Mary was obviously torn about what garment to remove next. If she removed her last petticoat, she would expose her pretty pink rhumba panties. If she removed her bra, she would be revealing the paucity of her breasts, a fact that was adequately covered by her padded bra.
She made her choice. She removed her petticoat and, to everyone's oohs and ahhs, revealed her cute panties and well diapered butt. What modesty that provided was short lived as the next article of clothing to go was her padded bra. She was left dancing and grinding her hips in her baby pink ruffled panties and diapers. She looked at me for guidance as she knew she could not remove any more of her clothing without breaking my rule about taking her panties and diapers off by herself. A nod of my head told her that she need not proceed further, but had better continue dancing with her little breasts not even bouncing to the music.
Seeing that Mary had finished her stripping, Frank told Ruth to get up and begin dancing. Ruth blushed deeply, but began to bump and grind and remove her clothes to the music. As Ruth stripped, we could hear and see Mary dancing and cumming. When Ruth had finally stripped down to her panties, Frank took pity on her and allowed her to stop. She and Mary were then told to put their arms around each other and when they had done so, their hands were cuffed together behind each other's back. Mary seemed strangely uncomfortable at her proximity to Ruth's nearly naked body. Ruth, on the other hand, seemed ready to make the most of it. While Mary seemed to try to put as much distance as possible between their bodies, Ruth tried to pull Mary as close to herself as possible, cupping her hands around Mary's diapered, pantied buns and pulling Mary's crotch close to her own. At one point, I even saw Ruth's hands disappear under Mary's diaper and Mary gave an involuntary twitch. The music continued and they were forced to continue dancing, naked breasts rubbing naked breasts, pantied crotch rubbing diapered pantied crotch.
No sooner were Mary and Ruth dancing together, then Bob and Tom told Laura and Linda to start stripping. When they had stripped down to their panties, they looked at their masters and found no reprieve. Laura and Linda were compelled to continue stripping until they were naked. They were then told to face each other and Laura's hands were cuffed together. Linda's hands were then cuffed through Laura's and they were told to play with each other's pussy as they danced. Soon all four were cumming in eruptions like volcanos.
When we had had our fill of this entertainment, and this took some time, we uncuffed the girls, but did not allow them to get dressed. We resumed our seats in a circle and Mary was made to ask each of my guests to check and see if she needed a diaper change. She went from one guest to the other, her blush growing as she asked each one to check her diapers. Guest after guest, male and female, reached down inside Mary's diapers to check her wetness. It seemed, however, that their hands reached down much further than was necessary to check for wetness, and the wiggling of Mary's behind told me what was happening. The look of curiosity on their faces told me their hands had found the catheter I had inserted in Mary.
Needless to say, it was clear that Mary needed changing, if only because of the puddles of pussy juice in her diapers (but she had also copiously pee'd in her diapers). She laid down on the floor and I removed her pink plastic rhumba panties and diapers. My guests all gathered around to see exactly what it was they had found with their hands as they had fondled Mary. I placed clean diapers under her, cleaned her up with some wipes, and as I was about to bring the diapers up to pin them around her waist, Frank had an idea. How about having Mary and Ruth entertain each other? Mary was already lying naked on the floor and Ruth quickly shed her panties and jumped (so to speak) at the opportunity. Assuming the classic 69 position they were made to eat each other's pussies. Actually Mary was the only one who needed encouragement, since Ruth was wholeheartedly into the game. I encouraged Mary to cooperate with an occasional tweak of her nipple and we all watched as Mary's tongue flicked tentatively at Ruth's pussy and Ruth reciprocated. It was clear that this was not a punishment for Ruth, but Mary was more reticent until she began to feel the effects of Ruth's tongue. Then she suddenly became quite enthusiastic, thrusting her pelvis into Ruth's face, and lapping furiously at Ruth's pussy.
We could not let Laura and Linda feel left out and soon they were on the floor servicing each other. You should have seen the orgasisms the girls had, thrusting their hips around and moaning loudly.
Soon we tired of this entertainment. If the truth be known, my buddies and I were horny as hell and began to break up the couples on the floor. Talking alone did not work and so we began to spank their bare butts. For a while, our spankings only seemed to increase the girls' activity, but soon our spankings took their toll and the girls broke their embraces.
As the girls began to get a hold of themselves, they were told that they had their fun and now it was our turn. Each of the girls was told to stand before one of the guys (not the one they came with) and to make him happy.
As you can guess, the party was a great success. Eventually my guests left and I was alone with Mary again. I was happy with the way she performed this evening. Oh, the spill, I knew something would eventually happen with Mary walking on five inch heels and drinking beers.
I led Mary to the changing table and secured her wrists and ankles. Having done this and removed her wet diapers, I sucked the air out of the balloon in her bladder and removed the catheter and then removed the Ben Wa balls from her pussy. She noticed with apprehension that I left the butt plug in place. I placed clean diapers under her, but before diapering her, I brought a T-belt and 10 inch dildo into her view. The T-belt was designed so that the arms would go around the waist of a person coming together in the back, with one side fitting over a metal loop in the other. The tail of the T-belt then comes up through the crotch and fits over the same metal loop. A lock can then be inserted in the loop and the belt is secured on the wearer and any equipment previously inserted in the area covered by the belt (such as dildos or butt plugs) is secured as well. After inserting the dildo and leaving the butt plug in place, and locking the T-belt around her waist and up through her crotch, I brought her three diapers up and pinned them securely to her waist and covered them with a pair of translucent plastic panties. I let her off the table and gave her a baby doll nightie to put on and finally chained her ankle to the bedpost and climbed in beside her.
I slipped my hand under her baby doll nightie and cupped her cute little tittie as we both fell asleep. Tomorrow would be another rough and humiliating day for my cute little Mary and she needed

Sunday, 16 November 2014

Friday, 14 November 2014

Erena Aihara

She is a Japanese porn star. Pics are from various Japanese sites.












Thursday, 13 November 2014

Keira Knightley Wants You to Look at This Topless Photo

By Matt Connolly  November 5, 2014
http://mic.com/articles/103578/there-s-a-very-good-reason-why-keira-knightley-just-posed-topless

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If you're going to have Keira Knightley pose topless for your magazine, there's one rule you'd better follow.
"I'm fine doing the topless shot so long as you don't make them any bigger or retouch," she told British newspaper the Times of London. "Because it does feel important to say it really doesn't matter what shape you are."


The Imitation Game star made the comments in reference to her recent shoot for Interview magazine, which does indeed include a topless shot. Her frustration highlights a fundamental truth about beauty in the fashion and entertainment industries: No matter how famous or conventionally beautiful the actress, no one is safe from our ridiculous body image standards.
"I've had my body manipulated so many different times for so many different reasons, whether it's paparazzi photographers or for film posters," she elaborated to The Times. One of the more brazen examples of this absurd standard may be the poster for the 2004 movie King Arthur, in which Knightley was blatantly digitally edited to make her chest appear bigger:


Clearly that and other similar examples (including this airbrushed Chanel ad) have stuck with her. "I think women's bodies are a battleground and photography is partly to blame," she said. "You need tremendous skill to be able get a woman's shape and make it look like it does in life, which is always beautiful. But our society is so photographic now, it becomes more difficult to see all of those different varieties of shape."
If it seems absurd that a famous actress would need the help of Photoshop to sell her own movie, that's because it is. "Even Keira Knightley isn't good enough for us," that image manipulation implies. What kind of a message is that for movie studios and ad companies to be sending to young women?
And that's not even touching on the double-standard that exists between Hollywood's leading men and women. When was the last time Seth Rogen had to worry about his calves being too small?
These entrenched ideals are systemic and have existed for far longer than the 29-year-old Keira Knightley has been in show business. But it's encouraging that Knightley, as well as myriad other leading women, are becoming more and more open about their frustration. Marketers have started catching on over the past few years as well, with companies like Dove and American Eagle unveiling ad campaigns centered on women as they appear without manipulation.
It may seem strange that a company can earn plaudits just for not airbrushing the humanity out of their already-beautiful models, but that's the state of the industry. And it's also what makes the growing chorus voices like Knightley's that much more vital.

Tuesday, 11 November 2014

Charlla

From MatureAsian.com
http://www.siamflowers.com/Tgp/1213/Asian/milf/Charlla/

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Monday, 10 November 2014

A Double-D Day My instant boob job from 36A to 36DD - and the effect it had on men (and women) by Clover Stroud

http://sugrspice1newsviews.blogspot.com/2007_11_25_archive.html

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Clover Stroud: Goes double D for the day
Had all the men in Oxford gone mad overnight? The postman started it. When I opened the door, he stood there grinning like a Cheshire cat, and lingered rather longer than necessary while I signed for a package.
Worse – or was it better? – was to come. In Sainsbury's not one but two men offered to let me go ahead of them in the queue.
Another wanted to know if I needed help packing my groceries away. Another still wanted to open my car door for me in the car park.
In my local delicatessen, Gluttons, the man behind the counter smiled and nodded like an eager puppy as I bought such mundanities as olive oil and courgettes.
But it was the (male) librarian at my local library who really seemed to have lost his marbles.
Only a few days previously, he had processed my son's books in the nursery section, and he had seemed like a perfectly normal, capable, soul.
Now, though, he was a man on the edge.
He stuttered when I asked him to show me how to use the new IT system. He flushed beetroot as I sat down.
As he pointed to the screen, I noticed that his hand shook. He seemed incapable of a simple sentence.
Eventually, muttering something about going to find his assistant, he fled completely, and sent a (female) colleague back in his place.
Not that the women of Oxford were behaving normally either.
One looked decidedly cross and uncomfortable to be asked directions to the post office.
When I left a bar that evening, three glamorous types threw me withering looks.
But what had inspired this frankly odd behaviour from complete strangers? Quite simply, it was my pair of perfectly perky 36DD breasts.
What they didn't know of course was that they were in fact made of silicone and had been 'added' to my chest the previous day.
For most of my life, I'd never given a lot of thought to the contents of my bra. I suppose I am on the small side of normal – I am a 36A, but might go up to a 36B depending on the manufacturer.
While I've never been one of those completely flat-chested girls who can run around all day wearing a vest and no bra, my breasts are not my defining feature.
But would I want them to be? Well, like it or not, this past week they were - in the name of journalistic investigation.
Clover before (left) with her 36A breasts and getting fake ones fitted by Paul Boyce
Breasts are in the news again – when are they not? – because Trinny and Susannah have been going on about them in their show Undress The Nation.
Like everyone else, I was intrigued to see in the papers a few days ago pictures of skinny Trinny wearing a pair of specially made 32D prosthetic breasts to see what all the fuss is about - and how people would react to her as a top-heavy woman.
I decided to try the same experiment. The man who created my awesome breasts is Paul Boyce, a prosthetic and TV special effects expert.
He took a cast of my real breasts using a dental aginate and plaster bandages. When this had dried, he then sculpted a fibreglass resin mould over the top, and injected prosthetic silicone between the mould and the cast.
The result was startling: a pair of perfect 36DD silicone breasts that fitted from my collarbone to just above my stomach, and which had to be reapplied every day.
They were absolutely lifelike and they moved naturally with me. Once fitted, he painted them using eight different colours combined exactly to match my skin tone.
They felt similar to wearing a tight sports bra. In fact, I could almost forget I was wearing them. Or at least I could until I looked in a mirror.
As soon as I got dressed, I was transfixed. My dress – which I'd always clinched in with a belt, so voluminous was the top – was properly filled out for the first time, and the belt suddenly made me look like Dolly Parton.
Suddenly, I knew what 'figure hugging' meant.
The outfit called for heels in a way that it never had before. I put some on, and, well, strutted around the bedroom, admiring my new breasts and new profile.
I thought I looked immediately more feminine. And taller. And sexier. Yes, it was an odd sensation – I felt as if I had grown another arm – but I felt happier too, as illogical as it sounds.
I have had those sensations once before about seven years ago, when I was 24, and I had a momentary, but startling, insight into what it might be like to be born with very, very large breasts, and to find yourself unable to have a conversation with a man without his eyes drifting downwards.



Man-magnet: All eyes on Clover with her new breasts
I was in hospital, having given birth to my son hours before and one of my first visitors after the birth was my best male friend. He's someone I've known all my life, and I am as close to him as my closest girlfriend.
We've always had a platonic relationship, but there's little we've not shared. He's even seen me naked - as a teenager I once stripped off and then jumped into a river in front of him.
This time he'd come to admire my new baby boy, but as I regaled him with details of the birth, I realised he had that blank, stunned, slightly stupid expression which indicated he hadn't heard anything I'd said to him.
Not only that, but he could not maintain eye contact with me, and his mouth was open.
He wasn't having a conversation with me, but with my breasts.
Overnight, as my milk had come in, I had developed 36G breasts the size of, well, vast melons.
As I chatted away, I realised that he was getting misty eyed, but it wasn't over the fact that I had just asked him to be a godfather, but rather at the sight of my new, fabulous, full breasts straining against my shirt.
I was surprised rather than offended by the fact that this dramatic development of my new assets had totally changed me in his eyes.
It certainly felt odd that my status as a friend might be radically redefined by the size of my breasts, and the episode left me with an enduring memory of the power of large breasts, and a fascination with how life would have been, had I held onto mine post-breastfeeding.
Would it have changed the way men treated me? The way I viewed myself?
This week, I found out by inflicting my new silicone breasts on the good people of Oxford, where I live.
The postman was first, and I was bemused that he seemed much cheerier than normal.
Then came the couple I asked for directions in the street. She was noticeably irritated. Odd enough.
But at least she managed to keep looking in my face as she talked to me. Her husband was downright rude. He simply looked at my cleavage.
And looked. And looked. It was brazen, and deeply embarrassing.
I felt like asking him if I could check out his chest in return – genuinely surprised that he could feel so comfortable openly gawping my breasts in front of his wife.
I wandered off, dismissing him as some saddo with an overt breast fixation and probably a complex Freudian relationship with his mother.
But what I didn't realise was that my experiences with my new chest were about to prove that he was, in fact, just a very normal man.
It's such a cliché, but with a few hours I had realised that large breasts really do work as a man magnet at at least a hundred yards.
Men walking past clocked me, then checked me up and down in a way that I found unsettling – so unused was I to the experience.
They seemed to have a primal urge to stare at my breasts and nothing – not wives, girlfriends or even modern etiquette – seemed to deter them.
Drivers did a double take, one swerving violently – comedy strip-style – to avoid a passing cyclist. Men made eye contact frequently, but having detected a flicker of attention from me they could only stare at my breasts.
At first I was bemused, even flattered in a strange way. The feeling of power my new breasts gave me was a novelty.
Throughout the first day, doors opened to me that I hadn't even realised existed, let alone that they were closed to me. The age of chivalry – long dead, I'd always thought – was suddenly resurrected.
I gleefully recounted my experiences in the supermarket to a male friend, who simply snorted.
"Those men only let you go in front of them in the queue so they could ogle your cleavage," he said. Oh. Suddenly, it didn't sound so empowering.
Now that I was in possession of a 'proper' pair, my male friends were only too happy to enlighten me as to why they find large breasts so fascinating.
Universally, it seems, they associate them with sex and fun.
One told me: "I know it's not right, but when a girl has large breasts, I naturally assume that she must be more interested in sex than someone with a flat chest."
Luckily for men, there are clearly a lot more large-breasted women out there than ever before. In the past 50 years – largely due to an increasingly fatty diet, and the widespread use of the contraceptive pill – average breast sizes have increased.
The much-quoted British average is now a 36C – but large bra specialists Bravissimo estimate that this figure should really be closer to a 34DD or even a 34E. Marks and Spencer is currently trialling a J cup.
Well, I can't say I would rush for that size of silicone on my chest. At the gym, I suddenly understood why my larger-chested friends moan about their bust size.
I didn't feel as if I was as efficient at doing weights as I usually am.
Quite simply, they get in the way. I couldn't help but admire my newly curvaceous silhouette in the floor-to-ceiling mirrors, but running on the treadmill was a different matter.
All the anti-bounce sports bras in the world aren't going to stop this sort of unwanted movement. I half expected to walk out of there with two black eyes.
Suddenly, I had sympathy with friends I have long envied. I recalled the sight of one of them hugging her hands over her ample breasts as she ran up the hockey pitch at school, trying but failing to score a goal at the same time.
"My large breasts made my life a misery," she tells me now.
"You envied me, but I would have done anything to have had a normal breast size. I wasn't confident enough for the attention from men, then, and they were a nightmare for exercise."
For the first time, I saw why large breasts could also be painful, irritating and humiliating.
Perhaps the biggest test of how I felt about my 'new' breasts came on a night out with some girlfriends.
The male bar staff snapped to attention when I walked into the upmarket cocktail bar, and didn't seem in the least irritated that it took me some time to choose a drink.
Funny that. The stares followed me all night. One man was downright objectionable – so much so that I actually asked him what he was staring at. The reply stunned me.
"I'm a plastic surgeon," he replied. "You've obviously had implants but whoever did it, did a fantastic job. Can I ask the name of the surgeon?"
But being out at night in a safe, upmarket environment is one thing. I would not have dared to walk into a pub full of leery drunken men with breasts this large.
When I left the bar alone, I was aware that three women outside were looking daggers at me. I realised that my breasts are as threatening to some women as they are titillating to men.
Did they, too, think that this cleavage was somehow a indication that I was looking for sex?
Shivering as I waited for a taxi in the rain, a man passed me.
“Lovely boobs,” he murmured almost to himself. How dare he? I hadn't invited, or wanted his attention.
Friendly smiles at the supermarket checkout might be fun, and quite flattering, and it might get you home sooner with your groceries, but this was something else.
It verged on menacing. And it was completely out of my control.
I realised that a whole lifetime of being checked out, and commented on, like some prize heifer, would drive me quite mad.
I stomped home, angry and confused. I found myself longing to rip off the silicone.
With smaller breasts, my body is my own – rather than a piece of public property, to be admired - or simply ogled - in much the same way as a sculpture in a park.
OK, so large breasts are fun and sexy, but there are days when I don't want my body to be viewed as a comedy item.
I don't necessarily want to be whistled at, or stared at on the school run.
Sometimes I want to be anonymous – and that is practically impossible once you venture into DD-cup territory.
And yet, I liked them too. By the end of the week, I had grown quite attached to my new breasts.
It is undeniable that they did make me feel more feminine and a whole lot sexier.
But they were fantasy breasts, and accepting that made them easier to take off for good. Because they were made of silicone, they were pert and lifted, and perfect.
Most breasts – like so much of life – are imperfect. They sag and droop.
I will never have large breasts again, though, and that makes me sad.
They are sitting on my dresser now, a silicone reminder of some fleeting memories of being a size DD.
I won't forget them. Nor, obviously, will the men of Oxford.





Sunday, 9 November 2014