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"After serious consideration," Mrs. Ross began "and with a hearty thanks
to everyone -- man, woman, boy, girl and dog alike -- who participated
in tonight's show, the judges and I have come to a decision."
As
one of the pint-sized judges handed her a big red envelope, Rebecca Ross
excitedly announced "and the two finalists are -- Maria Parnell and her
dalmatian Charlie . . ."
With the crowd clapping
enthusiastically, 9 year old Maria threw up her hands in triumph and
gave Charlie a big hug. For her this was nothing but fun and, win or
lose, she was happy to walk her dog down the runway one more time.
As the cheers for the happy young girl subsided, Mrs. Ross continued, "and . . . Mrs. Nicole Silver and Louie the poodle."
The
mere prospect of seeing Mrs. Silver strut her stuff again caused the
assembled men in attendance to go crazy, drowning out what had been no
small amount of cheering for Maria. And while the youngest Parnell
neither noticed nor cared about the relative volume of the crowd, her
mother -- Mrs. Danielle Parnell -- already piqued at what she saw as the
usurpation by the shameless Silver woman of her rightful role as Queen
Bee, was presented with an answer to her earlier question of what to do
about it. Storming from her white wooden chair, the ordinarily
unflappable Mrs. Parnell headed purposefully for the tent where Maria
and Charlie were preparing to take one more stroll down the runway.
"Maria," she said dispassionately, "mommy is going to walk Charlie down the runway this time."
"But mom . . . Charlie and I won . . . they already announced it," pleaded Maria. "It's not fair."
"Sometimes
life isn't fair Maria. Now stop being a baby and go sit down with your
sister and brother before you embarrass yourself any further," snipped
her unsympathetic mother. "Alia, take her back to the seats."
Knowing
it was no use arguing, the youngest Parnell child gave Charlie a hug
and headed out with Alia saying, "someday mom will get embarrassed too
and then she'll know how it feels." From the mouths of babes . . . that
day was now at hand.
Having witnessed the scene just described,
Nicole Silver was in heaven. Not only had she stolen all male attention
from that little Parnell tease but she had clearly undermined
Danielle’s self-confidence as well. All that remained was to best her
in the eyes of the evening's gathered men in a head-to-head walk off
down the runway. If only Nicole had remembered that hubris killed the
Athenians.
"Our first finalist tonight, walking with her poodle
Louie, is Mrs. Nicole Silver," began Rebecca Ross, "let's hear it for
Louie and Nicole."
Supremely confident, the stylish Mrs. Silver
walked from behind the tent's curtain out onto the runway as the crowd
-- especially its male members -- exploded into applause. With her head
held high, Nicole flashed her perfect smile, purposefully catching the
eye of many a man looking her way. In her towering heels she swayed her
hips to an almost obscene degree drinking in the adulation that she
knew followed her tight bottom as she walked.
As Louie and Nicole
reached the end of the runway to begin their return, Mrs. Ross - who
had not seen Danielle take her daughter's place -- announced the second
finalist.
"Last but by no means least, walking with her family dalmatian Charlie, please give a big hand to little Maria Parnell."
Expecting
to see the beaming face of nine year old Maria follow the big dalmatian
from behind the curtain, the crowd was at first taken aback by the
sight of her incredibly sexy mother. But, at least for the good men of
Annapolis, any momentary disappointment was immediately replaced with
delight. Strutting down the runway in her 5" patent leather, black and
white spotted, peekaboo heels, her mid-thigh, flared, dalmatian
patterned mini-skirt and her skin-tight, ribbed, black cotton tank top,
Mrs. Danielle Parnell quickly reasserted herself as the "top dog" at the
show -- and she knew it. With a little extra sway in her own fabulous
walk, the imperious mother of three prowled the catwalk like a pro.
Nicole
Silver's blood boiled as she realized that the diminutive sex-kitten
had stolen her thunder yet again. Unfortunately for Mrs. Silver though,
the lapse in concentration brought about by that realization caused her
to miss a rather large space between two slats on the wooden boardwalk
within which one of her dizzyingly high heels unceremoniously became
trapped. To the joy of most of the women in the crowd -- who didn't know
which of the runway's two travelers they liked less -- the once
confident redhead quickly began to lose her composure as she tried
without success to bring Louie to heel while freeing her trapped shoe.
Mindful
of the humiliation he suffered last year when Louie became distracted
on his watch, 18 year old Julian Silver leaped quickly to his mother's
aid. Bounding past Alia and the three Parnell kids sitting in front of
him, the aspiring gallant called out, "don't worry mom, I'll save you."
Unfortunately
for the painfully awkward teen, his attempted leap onto the boardwalk
was merely the first act in an ensuing comedy of errors. Tripping over
the taught leash that separated his mom from the increasingly agitated
Louie, young Jules began to fall. Instinctively and desperately
grabbing for something to break his descent, and to the impending
mortification of his mother, he snatched the waist of Nicole's poodle
skirt which was torn clear off the sexy redhead's body.
"Oh my
God -- no -- my skirt," screamed the once supremely confident Mrs.
Silver who was suddenly revealed not in the sexy thong or lacy booty
shorts that, to a man, was being imagined as cupping her tight bottom,
but in a very unflattering black, open bottom, spandex girdle that ended
just an inch or two above her thigh high fishnet stockings.
As
the crowd burst into hysterics, Julian Silver, in an effort to regain
his footing, found himself tangled again in Louie's leash which his
mortified mother had released from the hand she was now futilely using
to shield her Spanx covered bottom. As the startled poodle attempted to
bound away, momentarily but solidly colliding with Charlie and the
hysterically laughing Mrs. Parnell, the disoriented teen's feet were
swept from beneath him and, tumbling headlong into his now dazed mom,
the hapless Julian managed simultaneously to grab the front collar of
her tight, black, button-up sweater and the blue silk scarf securing her
glorious red-haired pony tail.
What happened next was the
complete undoing of Mrs. Nicole Yanika Silver for as her son tumbled to
the ground it was revealed that the better part of her spectacular and
luxurious auburn mane, now clutched in his hand, was naught but red
extensions that had left in their wake Nicole's graying natural tresses.
What was even worse for the formerly preening beauty was that as the
buttons on her thin sweater, and the clasp of her rather matronly black
bra, were torn open by her son's flailing fingers, two sizable silicon
falsies fell to the floor and a pale white, industrial strength tummy
cincher was unveiled. The woman who only moments before had been a
self-assured beauty queen, justifiably reveling in the attention of men
and sneering at the sisterhood of Annapolis' assembled women, had in the
blink of an eye been revealed as a phony.
Tragically for the now
slack-jawed ex-MILF, things only got worse because, while men and women
alike howled with laughter, Nicole Silver suffered one final,
cataclysmic indignity. Bending down to remove the sky high heel that
had begun her rapid undoing, Nicole caused the row of metal clasps on
the corset responsible for her "unnaturally" tiny waist to finally give
up its ghost. As her blue eyes bulged at the shock of what she knew
would follow, and to the chorus of ten quick pops, the rugged foundation
garment fell to the floor revealing the soft white paunch that was Mrs.
Silver's actual stomach.
"I guess she's not going to the gym
so much after all," Rachel Miras joked loudly to a laughing Katherine
Wray and anyone else who would listen.
Other women, ecstatic at the former beauty's downfall, joyfully joined in the chorus of insults.
"Not so sexy now, are you fatty," cried one.
"Nice panties," shouted another.
Revealed
to have short, mousy, graying hair, smaller-than-advertised and very
saggy breasts and a muffin top for a waist, not to mention an unseen
bottom that got all its shape from a girdle, the undone Mrs. Silver, now
in her stocking feet which made her look even more pear shaped, ran
humiliated from the runway never to be seen in Annapolis or Davidson
again.
Great deconstruction. Very sexy.
ReplyDeleteVictoria do you have tiny boobs?
ReplyDeleteI stuff my bra... Yes
ReplyDeleteYou still stuff that bra?
DeleteWhat would you do if they were exposed?
DeleteYes....
ReplyDeleteHmmm... Your fan Vicki or a stalker? :)
ReplyDeleteJust a fan of bra stuffers lol
DeleteSound more like a creep to me...
DeleteWell i dont know mr anonymous. I do role play about such situations alot
ReplyDeleteAnd i do not know if he is a fan or nof. He asked a question or two and i anseered them. To judge him as a stalker and a creep is only after a time...
ReplyDeletelook at the typos... serves me right for posting comments on the phone.
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