Updates at the new Flat & Faking

The new site has a new post today and I am now spending my time getting familiar with WordPress.
Please visit the new blog:

https://flatandfaking.wordpress.com/

 

Slowly, I will be updating Blogger less until I stop completely, probably when the new policy comes into effect.

 

Thanks for visiting!

A new home.

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I Luv Ashlie / Ashlie Madison

From her own website. She is reportedly a 34B.

Huge:

Pads?

De-padded:

See thru:

Adult content policy on Blogger

As if it wasn't difficult to keep the interest in our "hobby" going, I was told about this by JimmytheHand last night.

I have some options:
1.) Start requesting to be shared with now so I know how many of you there are.
2.) I move over to WordPress.
3.) I retire :(

Appreciate all your views on this.
A bit ironic as March would be the first anniversary of this blog. Might also be a good time to stop if nobody visits anymore as nobody can find it...

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Starting March 23, 2015, you won't be able to publicly share images and video that are sexually explicit or show graphic nudity on Blogger.
Note: We’ll still allow nudity if the content offers a substantial public benefit, for example in artistic, educational, documentary, or scientific contexts.

Changes you’ll see to your existing blogs

If your existing blog doesn’t have any sexually explicit or graphic nude images or video on it, you won’t notice any changes.
If your existing blog does have sexually explicit or graphic nude images or video, your blog will be made private after March 23, 2015. No content will be deleted, but private content can only be seen by the owner or admins of the blog and the people who the owner has shared the blog with.

Settings you can update for existing blogs

If your blog was created before March 23, 2015, and contains content that violates our new policy, you have a few options for changing your blog before the new policy starts:

• Remove sexually explicit or graphic nude images or video from your blog
• Mark your blog as private

If you’d rather take your blog down altogether, you can export your blog as a .xml file or archive your blog's text and images using Google Takeout.

Effect on new blogs

For any blogs created after March 23, 2015, we may remove the blog or take other action if it includes content that is sexually explicit or shows graphic nudity as explained in our content policy.

The Race Queen

This is my first attempt at caption pics, so please be kind. The pictures are owned by others, I only claim credit for the story. I quite like the format of caption pics, it allows you to get into the juicy bits without having to develop characters, background, etc too much. Some pics to get your imagination firing, then the story delivers the punch line.

Racing is serious business,  as evidenced by the passing of female F1 driver Maria de Villotta about a year after a serious crash. This cap is not meant to demean anyone, and if Ms Patrick ever sees this I'd like to tell her I would marry her if she was still looking for a husband.

The whole idea came from a forum post asking if Danica Patrick had her pants cut away due to an accident. Turned out it was somebody else, but I never found out who. But the idea of having ones' clothes cut away for emergency treatment kept playing in my mind. Not sure if anyone had used this as an excuse to strip the main character before, otherwise this could be a first...

Also, if there are any medical people floating around her please do tell if I described the emergency and medical procedures correctly.

Danica Patrick

I love this woman, she was my inspiration for the "Race Queen" story, which comes out tomorrow. Consider this post to be like the prologue.

Wearing a muscle suit for the latest GoDaddy commercial:

 Muscle suit and padded!

Sports Illustrated:

The way we really like her: